Man: So what do you identify as?
Me: A god
Him: Really?
Me: Yes, really
Him: Be more specific
Me: A human god
Him: What kind?
Me: A Christian human god
Him: Erm,… Looks perplexed
Me: A female Christian human god
Him: What kind?
Me: A Nigerian female Christian human god
Him: Please be serious
Me: A teaching Nigerian female Christian human god
Him: Thank you for your time.
Me: Nice chatting with you too.
P.S.: IC = Imagined Conversations
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